The White iPhone 4 Is Here And, Surprisingly It’s Not Made From Unicorn Tears

It’s about damn time. After ten months of delays, Apple is finally releasing the long-awaited White iPhone 4. Despite the long wait, you’re looking at pretty much the same spec list as black iPhone 4 owners have been enjoying for nearly a year, including a five-megapixel rear-facing camera with LED flash and 720p video recording, a front-facing cam for FaceTime, the A4 processor, 512MB of RAM, 16 or 32GB of internal storage, a 960×640 Retina Display, and, of course, that infamous glass body with external stainless steel antenna. Just don’t come crying to us when your family shows up around the holidays sporting shiny new iPhone 5s.